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“Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of your enemy’s fate.” Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

 

We are the enemy of the soulless corporations mass producing bland commercial beers made terribly, using terrible ingredients, drunk by the uninitiated for the sole purpose of getting drunken.

 

Our mission is to orchestrate the downfall of these corporate behemoths and end their stranglehold on our watering holes and our supermarket shelves, but with enemies as powerful and determined as these we must protect our anonymity and keep our identity a mystery so that, as Sun Tzu says, we may direct our enemy's fate. Accordingly we brew our beer under our ‘ring names’ Vagrant Brewer 1 and Vagrant Brewer 2 in order to avoid detection and almost certain assassination.

 

You the treasured craft beer drinker can support our fight against sheeeeet beer and help us avoid retribution at the hands of the corporate goons by going all "I'm Spartacus!" and taking to twitter to declare 'I am @vagrantbrewing. By doing so you will help confuse the enemy as to our true identity and by doing that you will earn induction into the Vagrant Brewers Club, but remember the first rule of Vagrant Brewers Club is “You don't talk about Vagrant Brewers Club”*

 

*except for on social media sites and without using the #vagrantbrewersclub

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